The 4th Gen Altima Conspiracy Thread

[Angelb713]

Lol@ thread. But heres my story.just from da recent snow storm.my car slid down my drive way and hit my brothers maxima.his damage just buffed out.but my damage was scratched up and effin' dented on the left front fender.so why did his buffed out and it looks like nothing even happened.and my altima looks like shit.and dented easy as hell.definately pissed me off.something anybody shouldnt wake up to.the horror!

[The Inspiration]

Originally Posted by Angelb713

Lol@ thread. But heres my story.just from da recent snow storm.my car slid down my drive way and hit my brothers maxima.his damage just buffed out.but my damage was scratched up and effin' dented on the left front fender.so why did his buffed out and it looks like nothing even happened.and my altima looks like shit.and dented easy as hell.definately pissed me off.something anybody shouldnt wake up to.the horror!

Angel you still alive? Thought you migrated somewhere!

[Petty]

if you look close or can zoom in on your phone you can see the crack on the sideskirt. looks like a little white line.......dammit

[BIH]

Some d*mbass female driver hit my sideview mirror while reversing
into a parking spot, I felt really sad actually for the Audi Q7 she was driving,
big ass line across her side maybe 15'-20' inches long.
But heres my damage, we agreed she only give me $200 cash and we
wouldnt need to involve our insurance, she's probably going to report to her
insurance that it was a hit-and-run at her house so her premium doesnt go up lol.....



A buff and wax got the white shit off, still a little noticeable,
I'll just upgrade to the 3.5 mirrors later on this year f*ck it

[Angelb713]

Originally Posted by The Inspiration

Angel you still alive? Thought you migrated somewhere!

Lol,I'm still alive,just had to put the car stuff aside for a bit.lil baby takes up all my time,and money...lol but I still browse around.here and there.how you been man?!

[The Inspiration]

Originally Posted by Angelb713

Lol,I'm still alive,just had to put the car stuff aside for a bit.lil baby takes up all my time,and money...lol but I still browse around.here and there.how you been man?!

Im still kicking been busy with work, baby and retrofits FTW. You can see all my work in this thread http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/ult...altima-44.html
Can't wait until it gets warm so I can see you, chris, reshad and everyone

[GM2Nismo]

keyed from my headlight to taillight. $1750 in damage and full left side repaint. Now the door button is inop, auto up on my driver window is inop and i have a blemish/fish eye in the paint.

[Petty]

How do they fu k up a door button and window button when they are doing paint work..?... Dumb ass mechanics. I'm taking mine in to Nissan tomorrow and I'm gonna hand the service advisor a fine tooth comb and ask him if he's ready.

[jonmalexander]

Originally Posted by Petty

How do they fu k up a door button and window button when they are doing paint work..?... Dumb ass mechanics. I'm taking mine in to Nissan tomorrow and I'm gonna hand the service advisor a fine tooth comb and ask him if he's ready.

I would ass-ume that they MAY have disconnected the battery and you MAY need to reset the power windows???

[BIH]

It is pretty gay how that auto-up feature stops working after the battery gets disconnected.
Anyway in-case you dont know how to do it;

1. Roll both fronts to midway.
2. Now, hold UP on both all the way till they close and count to 3.
3. Auto up should now be reprogrammed.

[JBTarHeel23]

Parked at the gym last week and the concrete parking block attached on to my bumper when I pulled in and when I pulled out of the spot I heard a snap and knew immediately. Still debating on what to do besides duct tape

[twista]

ah so many crappy things happening.

[eskalaid]

bad wheel bearing

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[jonmalexander]

Originally Posted by JBTarHeel23

Parked at the gym last week and the concrete parking block attached on to my bumper when I pulled in and when I pulled out of the spot I heard a snap and knew immediately. Still debating on what to do besides duct tape

that bites. literary.

[GM2Nismo]

Originally Posted by BIH

It is pretty gay how that auto-up feature stops working after the battery gets disconnected.
Anyway in-case you dont know how to do it;

1. Roll both fronts to midway.
2. Now, hold UP on both all the way till they close and count to 3.
3. Auto up should now be reprogrammed.

thanks! I was hoping there was just a reset option. i cant imagine a master switch going bad by just unplugging it. my door panels were removed so they could remove the chrome moldings. my handles were removed to repaint the door easier i guess....im thinking they just didnt plug the harness back to the smart button.