My wife just had a Jessica Simpson moment.

[PsyKoh]

We were watching the news on Brazilian satellite and they were talking about a beached whale somewhere in São Paulo I think... Then th reporter says the rescue attempt was going to stop for the night and resume in the morning. Our conversation went like this:


HER - Is it going to survive 12 hours?

ME - It should as long as it skin is wet and it doesn't colapse under its own weight.

HER - It will have to keep its mouth under water and it seems the water is too shallow.

ME - what?

HER - How is it gonna breathe?

ME - You're kidding right? It's a whale! It breathes air. Just like us.

HER - No it doesn't. How do you think it stays under water for so long? You gonna tell me it just holds its breath?

ME - That's exactly right. Remember its a mammal? As in breathes and has a four-chambered heart, and warm blood... What was it? Like 4th grade when we learned this?

HER - Shut up. I just thought...

ME- You thought you could dethrone Jessica Simpson.

HER - Do you want to sleep on the couch tonigh?

ME - I'd probably have a "whale of a time" here by myself tonight.

HER - Asshole....

[Bobby]

ding ding ding ding.... you have just won a brand new couch!

[lizzy494]

[Anishag]

fun fun

actually i watched a jessica simpson interview for that one website what is it double agents or something like that, and im almot positive now that she plays up her stupidity for ratings.

[PsyKoh]

Originally posted by Anishag
fun fun

actually i watched a jessica simpson interview for that one website what is it double agents or something like that, and im almot positive now that she plays up her stupidity for ratings.

I had that figured out when I found out her father is her manager... I'd go as far as saying some of the most stupid parts are scripted.

If that chick from friends can be a PhD and play a dumb blonde, I'm sure Jessica Simpson can do it too.

[Anishag]

which chick from friends

lisa kidrow? i did not know that. yea because i mean no matter how pretty someone is no man could stick with a woman as dumb as she pretends to be.

[PsyKoh]

Actually, She's got a Bachelor's in Biology. And was a research biologist with her father for a bit. Not a PhD.

But my point still stands.

[ABC]

hahahaha

[Al Bundy's Friend Griff]

Funny stuff.

[Sassan]

ban her

[Rejectbaby]

Originally posted by Anishag
which chick from friends

lisa kidrow? i did not know that. yea because i mean no matter how pretty someone is no man could stick with a woman as dumb as she pretends to be.

shes super hot and she makes a ton of money. still would leave her?

[chiadog]

Originally posted by PsyKoh
I'd probably have a "whale of a time" here by myself tonight.

roofles

[Anishag]

Originally posted by Rejectbaby
shes super hot and she makes a ton of money. still would leave her?

may be hard to comprehend to some of you but if jessica simpson was as dumb as she pretends to be, i would tap it and leave. yea she looks good and makes money.. but i need a woman i can talk to on an equal level, not feel like im talking down to her all the time.

[PsyKoh]

Originally posted by Anishag
may be hard to comprehend to some of you but if jessica simpson was as dumb as she pretends to be, i would tap it and leave. yea she looks good and makes money.. but i need a woman i can talk to on an equal level, not feel like im talking down to her all the time.

This man speaks the truth... Why do you think some guys cheat on their wives with some butt ugly women? Intelligence is sexy too.

[Rejectbaby]

fine, you win this argument. you are right sir

looks like we are all agreeing more lately.