haha paradise poker and a big mindf**k

[MaDd]

so someone asks me if im in a holdem tournament while im just minding my own business watching a game. i respond by saying im the moderator and that its a boring job but i get paid $10 to do it. they ask me what i do, and i say i make sure that there is no hacking and there are no bugs in the game. the rest of the convo i managed to save with a few edits for useless lines:
»Maddflasher: the cool thing is that i can read all of your cards. but im not allowed to reveal what the cards say
»Maddflasher: or else they fine me
»NajuGiJee: wat i have now?
»Maddflasher: i cant say
»NajuGiJee: lol
»Maddflasher: its a $250 dollar fine if i get caught
»KPR77: so someone must be watching you
»Maddflasher: i can never tell
»Maddflasher: willy is bluffing
»willy_: wtf?
<B>(he folds right away after putting money in because i guessed correctly that he was bluffing and he thought i was for real so he folded)</B>
»NajuGiJee: lol
»NajuGiJee: LOL
»willy_: so your allowed to tell people the cards flasher?
»roo7227: hey wily
»willy_: is that maddflasher guy for real?
»EthanT: hez fo rizeal
»NajuGiJee: hes full of shiit
»willy_: im not surprised when a guy who can see our cards tells you im on a bluff
»RED EYED: willy are for real ? or do really suck at cards this bad!
<B>(2 5s flop and i say):</B>»Maddflasher: dont bet against willy
<B>(everyone folds and willy gets no money)</B>»willy_: anyone got a 5?
»NajuGiJee: ask mad
»Maddflasher: no one had a 5 buddy <B>(another lucky guess)</B>»NajuGiJee: lol
»willy_: ****!
»roo7227: 250 dollar fine!
»willy_: under the gun raise and call his all in with 3 outs - nice
»roo7227: dont lecture me, man
»willy_: you obviously know what your doing LMFAO
»roo7227: im in $10
»RED EYED: willy what are you doing giving advice? you suck

lol the whole table turns on how stupid he is.. this guy rebought $20 7 times and lost each on the 1st up to 5th hand. haah what an idiot... i love mind****in ppl