The WOMANS LIFE from a MAN'S view thread

[phinger23]

Ok, i dont wanna be labeled as sexist, so i think its fair to make a seperate thread about this.

Lets make it like a book
the simple things in a womans life, that men get to deal with

PREAMBLE
ill begin with saying that my camera phone to take these random pics with only has 25 mb of memory, which is capable of holding close to 100 pics if not more. I for one do not have a battery that can support the wireless transfer of these pics from the phone to email, and to even take them.
this listing is all verbal, unless pics from additional sources are placed herein


DEDICATION
To every mammal with a hole and suculent breasts;
We, the male sex of the human species (homosapiens), thank you all dearly for great head and the home cooked mcdonalds you bring home from your long, underappreciated days. It truly is the next best thing to watching you barefoot, preggo, and in the kitchen cooking for not only me, but my football buddies. one day honey, one day. i say i love you...and i have always told you want you want to hear whenever you asked. You truly made me belive that when something bleeds for 5 days and dont die it really is part-human afterall.

Thank you my woman. You are truly the best



Now, on with the required list for a womans life, that men have to deal with
CHAPTER ONE
Shoes
Express
Obsession with small plastic things
My car
My good car
Malls
Talking smack to the other wives
Town Gossip
Bleeding
PMS
PMS
PMS
PMS
Pumps
"I love you"
Please tell me comments
Cuddle comments
Headaches
Vibrators
Shoes
Having a closet bigger than the living room
Needing a TV in the closet to watch the estrogen channel
Phone use
High cellular bills
The other man
Talking on the phone
Jealousy
Shoes
Louis Vuitton shit
Dooney and Bourke shit
Shoes
Insecurity
Boots
Lingere that never gets worn around the man she lives with
The UPS guy....
Shoes
Diamonds
Gold
Hair
Nails
Toes
Feet
3 ounces overweight="do i look fat"
moodswings
Toilet seats in the uber interesting DOWN position
Toilet paper in the uber interesting pull from behind method
Fuzzy shit on the toilet
Fuzzy shit on the walls
Fuzzy shit on the sterring wheel of the car
Not cleaning up the fuzzy shit that shedds everwhere
Bras
Shoes
Nails
Hair
Shoes
Boots
Shoes
Pumps
Shoes
----Did i mention shoes???
Leg shaving
Nair
Mayonaise in hair causing vile stench
Daimonds
Makeup
Mans Paychecks
Disgust for sports
Disgust of other women
Spending $500 on self, spending $5 on the man
"Sharing household duties"
Shoes
Shoes
Shoes
Shoes

someone, feel free to start chapter two

[BDA]

[AngryBot]

Phinger, go back to work.....enough....we know you have a nice phone. These threads suck.

[dsuave624]

[ChickenWing]

what is this about?

[phinger23]

just go with it

[SuprStyl]

You bitch like a woman. Be a man and deal with it.

[phinger23]

^^i wasnt bitching. it was a statement and for others to add to it and vent

[Morpheus]

[phinger23]

thanks morph. you are a true friend. really

























































dont ever ask me to take care of you little wifey problems

[altima8]

I have absolutely zero complaints about mine...except that maybe she gets overly sad for nothing...a bit 'defeatist' if you will. Other than that my girl kicks complete and total ass.

[FASTima]

you guys are mean

[Dementia]

Stfu

[EDC]

Originally Posted by Dementia

Stfu

I believe that would be found under Chapter 1... listed in the PMS section...

[phinger23]

^^you are catchin on