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har har har
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where
she selected
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
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As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt
to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items
in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the
drunk calmly stated, "You
must be single." The woman was a bit startled by
this proclamation, but she
was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since
she was indeed single. She
looked at her six items on ! the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual
about her selections that could have tipped off the
drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said
"Well, you know what, you're
absolutely correct.
But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk
replied, "Cause you're
ugly."
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