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Old 02-27-2005, 05:52 AM
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Spam!

anyone know what movie this is from?

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
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seems like you just killed someone with your Daewoo Lanos Asleep. lol

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Old 02-27-2005, 05:53 AM
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nigga what?
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Old 02-27-2005, 05:54 AM
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What the deuce?
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Old 02-27-2005, 05:57 AM
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Old 02-27-2005, 05:59 AM
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lol, thats exactly what i said when i read it at the gaming forum i belong to... i didnt know what it was from either and it was a totally off the wall comment by that dude too. lol
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Old 02-27-2005, 06:00 AM
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It's a Monty Python sketch.
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Old 02-27-2005, 06:03 AM
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It's a Monty Python sketch.
haha, nice. i wondered who was old enough to remember that.
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Old 02-27-2005, 06:05 AM
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The Life of Brian is still one of my favorite movies. "Blessed are the cheese-makers."
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Old 02-27-2005, 06:20 AM
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Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: Fu<k off! We're the People's Front of Judea
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Old 02-27-2005, 06:29 AM
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im really bad about those movies. when i was a kid, my aunt and uncle would watch those shows and i didnt pay too much attention. now, whenever i think of monty python, the first thing that comes to mind is the rabbit biting peoples heads off. that was some funny ass shit.
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Old 02-27-2005, 07:15 PM
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You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! -- Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English knnnniggets. Thppppt!. . . I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"



This was funny as hell too
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Old 02-28-2005, 12:40 AM
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