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TEN (10) TRUTHS BLACK AND ASAIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Showering once a fortnight is unhygenic.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Blacks and Asains are here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Drinking beer for brunch, lunch and tea means your an alchoholic.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. Blue will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional arse whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
TEN (10) TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASAIN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Facial hair on woman is not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. You don't HAVE to bred black people.
5. Baldeep is a name but not for every daughter.
6. 10 people to a 3 bedroom is considered too many.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Curry for brunch, lunch and desert. It is not the only source of food.
9. Not all Asains MUST be doctors or own a corner shop
10. There is such thing as deodorant.
TEN (10) TRUTHS WHITE AND ASAIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Michael Jackson is a paedophile.
2. Garage and Grime is not music.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Some people do live with both parents
6. Weed for brunch, lunch and dinner is BAD for you.
7. Boras and guns arent toys and CAN kill black people, not just white.
8. Living on benefits does not mean you can afford expensive clothes.
9. There is more words than: Blud, init and wa'gwan.
10. At raves rushing and beating people is a no no.
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