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Old 03-14-2006, 08:07 PM
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how to break your hand

if someone were inclined to break their hand, what would be the best method? Punching somethign straight on? Smacking the metacarpal sideways on a corner of a desk or something?
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Old 03-14-2006, 08:18 PM
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Entire hand or finger? Least painful I assume?
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Old 03-14-2006, 08:22 PM
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My friend used some brass knuckles improperly and broke some fingers pretty easily...
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Old 03-14-2006, 08:38 PM
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Punch Chuck Norris?
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Old 03-14-2006, 08:46 PM
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Punch Chuck Norris?
He didn't say he wanted to commit suicide.
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First, rest your hand half way across a brick, then have someone drop a cinderblock from 6 feet above. Wipe off excess cinderblock pieces, sit back and enjoy your new broken hand.
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Old 03-14-2006, 10:03 PM
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Hold your hand sideways (judo chop style) out the window as someone else drives the car. Get up to about 50 and be close enough to the curb for you to judo chop a speed limit sign pole. Should do the job.
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Posting alot of bullshit on this site is a good way.
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Come by the shop. I will gladly smash your hand with a 4 pound hammer.
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all depends which bone you are trying to fx. You can punch a bag without gloves, or have someone whip a basketball at ya jamming your fingers.
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Old 03-14-2006, 10:21 PM
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Posting alot of bullshit on this site is a good way.
why do you always feel the need to be such a dick to me mike. what the **** did I ever directly do to you, for the life of me I can't seem to recall anything yet you progressively act like more and more of a dick to me for no provoked reason non-stop. at one point I thought we were kind of friends in some sense. but I guess I was wrong.

you too cory what the **** did I EVER do wrong to you. I actually considered you a good friend at one point in my life. to the point where we used to chill somewhat consistently.

and for future reference punching a brick wall works. I posted a picture of my non-knuckle from my earlier fracture. there is a 100 percent chance its busted again
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So...why were you punching a brick wall?
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