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Old 09-20-2006, 07:08 AM
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How real collage men make ramen noodles and survive!!

So yea, I stole this off my friend, Eww he likes beef, so here goes...

First, chose your ramen flavor, get two of these because even pasty skinny kids need to eat atleast two.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73...F/IMAGE001.jpg

2. Get a pot and fill it with water
[ProTip] Less water means less time it takes to boil, but make sure you have enough to soggy the noodles
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3. Put the pot on the stove and turn on the heat.
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4. Once you see small bubble forming, time to prepare the ramen.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73...F/IMAGE004.jpg

5. Open up the ramen and take out the seasoning.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73...F/IMAGE005.jpg

6. Grab any blade that would crocodile dundee smile and cut the two packages in half
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7. Water should be boiling
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8. Put the half bricks into the pot.
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9. Yes, only thing I agree with is that these things hate comforming
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10. Let it sit until the noodles aren't stiff anymore
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11. Stir them hoes.
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12. Once they are all nice and soggy.
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Drain the water(no real man leaves leftover water in their ramen, we're making ramen noodles, not ramen soup).
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13. Grab a packet and toss the flavoring over the noodles, making a nice layer.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73...F/IMAGE015.jpg

14. Flip the noodles, exposing the untouched ones.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73...F/IMAGE016.jpg

15. Add the flavoring like before.
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16. Stir them hoes again.
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17. Serve them ******s
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I like to leave a little bit of water because it is too salty when you do that step... so Enjoy!
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Old 09-20-2006, 07:59 AM
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Old 09-20-2006, 09:31 AM
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I was waiting for a punchline or something funny....

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ya... wheres the punchline?
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wtf? there needs to be a punchline or something it in there.
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Old 09-20-2006, 03:38 PM
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wtf was the point of all this ... other than to make us hungry? (I should talk, with my avatar.)
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Old 09-20-2006, 04:52 PM
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Wow. That was great. Can we get one on how to toast bread?
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i dont understand how people eat that stuff. test like wood. with past
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