asleep is a stream of off-color and low-cooth jokes in person as well. I've been recycling jokes I heard from him for years. He is known by my friends as "the sick fuck."
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seems like you just killed someone with your Daewoo Lanos Asleep. lol
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SIR NUPE A LOT
Your sig name should read "Ninja Edit Extraordinaire"
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Habs11
if you were any good in bed your wife would have remembered your anniversary and you would have gotten laid july 1.
That's no secret! That boost gauge is going to knock at least 5 seconds off the 1/4 mile time! Everyone knows about it.
your right, that is true. Plus, many cars have the option for a boost guage.
Unfortunately those car owners don't know anything about the top secret nismo supercharger coming out. It puts out so much HP that nissan can't even put it under the nismo name due to the immense liability.
I just imported one straight outta japan for $14,000. Your probably all saying, "wow thats a lot of money for a supercharger!", to that I answer "Yeah, it is... but then again, I drive an SE-R."
oh, and on a sidenote. Nismom, stop sending me your picture. I have no desire to meet up with you.
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