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Old 12-06-2006, 10:14 PM
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Paris Hilton wants to reproduce

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Playgrounds in America might never be the same: Paris Hilton says she wants to have children — soon.

The partying heiress says that hanging around with her new best friend, Britney Spears, and Spears' two tykes has made her want to reproduce.
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Old 12-06-2006, 10:17 PM
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Poor kids.... Someone tell her kids are not like pets.
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Old 12-06-2006, 10:24 PM
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Yeah it's easy to have kids when you don't have to raise them. You can just go out and party and have shots taken of your crotch.
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Old 12-06-2006, 11:14 PM
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Monkey see, monkey do... I'm quite curious to see what these kids are doing 10-15 years from now when they're in their teens.
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Old 12-06-2006, 11:19 PM
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What are you talking about? We are talking about them.
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Old 12-06-2006, 11:22 PM
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I'd have no problem making her a baby! in fact, where do I sign up?
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Old 12-07-2006, 02:16 AM
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I'll second that.. she may not be to bright, but her body more than makes up for it....
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Old 12-07-2006, 07:04 AM
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I'd have no problem making her a baby! in fact, where do I sign up?
She'll need two kids. I'll papa the second...
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Old 12-07-2006, 02:56 PM
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I'd have no problem making her a baby! in fact, where do I sign up?
I second this motion... I gots to get paid. Reminds me of the Chappelle skit where he got Oprah pregnant.
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Old 12-07-2006, 02:58 PM
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I'll second that.. she may not be to bright, but her body more than makes up for it....
So you like hitting girls with anorexic disorders?
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Old 12-07-2006, 03:00 PM
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So you like hitting girls with anorexic disorders?
She didn't look too anorexic in her video... I'de definately smash it even though her face is sort of a hurt-piece.
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Old 12-07-2006, 03:04 PM
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She didn't look too anorexic in her video... I'de definately smash it even though her face is sort of a hurt-piece.
I'm talking about Paris Hilton here. She's skinny as hell, no titties, chicken legs, no ass in sight, she doesn't even have a shapely body. And her face is busted, she looks like an albatross!
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Old 12-07-2006, 03:10 PM
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I'm talking about Paris Hilton here. She's skinny as hell, no titties, chicken legs, no ass in sight, she doesn't even have a shapely body. And her face is busted, she looks like an albatross!
Have you seen her sex video though? Her body looks pretty good in it... looks like some decent B-C cups. Definately not the body of a 12 year old boy like Nichole Richie looks like.
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Old 12-07-2006, 03:25 PM
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Have you seen her sex video though? Her body looks pretty good in it... looks like some decent B-C cups. Definately not the body of a 12 year old boy like Nichole Richie looks like.
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I would say a small - med B cup.
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I want in!!!! on the lives of those children...
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