Paris Hilton wants to reproduce

EKinNYC · #1 (**permalink**) 12-06-2006, 10:14 PM

Mommy dearest: Paris Hilton wants kids, soon - Gossip: The Scoop - MSNBC.com

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Playgrounds in America might never be the same: Paris Hilton says she wants to have children — soon.

The partying heiress says that hanging around with her new best friend, Britney Spears, and Spears' two tykes has made her want to reproduce.

PsyKoh · #2 (**permalink**) 12-06-2006, 10:17 PM

Poor kids.... Someone tell her kids are not like pets.

staticorex · #3 (**permalink**) 12-06-2006, 10:24 PM

Yeah it's easy to have kids when you don't have to raise them. You can just go out and party and have shots taken of your crotch.

ABC · #4 (**permalink**) 12-06-2006, 11:14 PM

Monkey see, monkey do...

I'm quite curious to see what these kids are doing 10-15 years from now when they're in their teens.

staticorex · #5 (**permalink**) 12-06-2006, 11:19 PM

What are you talking about? We are talking about them.

ULTIMATUC · #6 (**permalink**) 12-06-2006, 11:22 PM

I'd have no problem making her a baby! in fact, where do I sign up?

silver01 · #7 (**permalink**) 12-07-2006, 02:16 AM

I'll second that.. she may not be to bright, but her body more than makes up for it....

Ace · #8 (**permalink**) 12-07-2006, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ULTIMATUC

I'd have no problem making her a baby! in fact, where do I sign up?

She'll need two kids. I'll papa the second...

PorscheKid · #9 (**permalink**) 12-07-2006, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ULTIMATUC

I'd have no problem making her a baby! in fact, where do I sign up?

I second this motion... I gots to get paid. Reminds me of the Chappelle skit where he got Oprah pregnant.

SIR NUPE A LOT · #10 (**permalink**) 12-07-2006, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by silver01

I'll second that.. she may not be to bright, but her body more than makes up for it....

So you like hitting girls with anorexic disorders?

PorscheKid · #11 (**permalink**) 12-07-2006, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SIR NUPE A LOT

So you like hitting girls with anorexic disorders?

She didn't look too anorexic in her video... I'de definately smash it even though her face is sort of a hurt-piece.

SIR NUPE A LOT · #12 (**permalink**) 12-07-2006, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by PorscheKid

She didn't look too anorexic in her video... I'de definately smash it even though her face is sort of a hurt-piece.

I'm talking about Paris Hilton here. She's skinny as hell, no titties, chicken legs, no ass in sight, she doesn't even have a shapely body. And her face is busted, she looks like an albatross!

PorscheKid · #13 (**permalink**) 12-07-2006, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SIR NUPE A LOT

I'm talking about Paris Hilton here. She's skinny as hell, no titties, chicken legs, no ass in sight, she doesn't even have a shapely body. And her face is busted, she looks like an albatross!

Have you seen her sex video though? Her body looks pretty good in it... looks like some decent B-C cups. Definately not the body of a 12 year old boy like Nichole Richie looks like.

SIR NUPE A LOT · #14 (**permalink**) 12-07-2006, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by PorscheKid

Have you seen her sex video though? Her body looks pretty good in it... looks like some decent B-C cups. Definately not the body of a 12 year old boy like Nichole Richie looks like.

Briefly

I would say a small - med B cup.

lil_z_33 · #15 (**permalink**) 12-07-2006, 03:42 PM

I want in!!!! on the lives of those children...