The people you dont want to sit near in class

[davucini]

the eater- remember when in fast times at ridgemont high when spicoli orders a pizza, it was pretty funny right? well its not in real life. the eater is person that brings a 4 course meal to class first its a pizza or sandwich, then a fruit, then a brownie, they eat thru the whole lesson chomping away chewing with thier mouth open, with chunks of food flying out. Its distracting and disgusting and you dont want it near you.

mocha java - this is usually during morning classes they will come in with a coffee or a capacino as big as your head and they will slurp it near you. If you sit next to them they will always hit you with their shoulders and elbows picking up and putting down their drink. and be careful they dont spill any on you as they are trying to get too their seat

frizzy- frizzy is the girl that has very frizzy hair, but she wont do anything about it, and she will alwyas somehow sit straigh in front of you to block off half your view.

afro - afro is like frizzy he love his afro, and it not like a small afro, it like a dr J x2 afro, a huey from the boondocks afro. when he sits in front of you, get ready for a solar eclipse

knowitall - knowitall is one of my most hated type of person, This happens in smaller classes where the professor interacts with the class. know it all usually sits right behind you, when the professor asks a question, they mummble the answer to themselves, and everytime another student answers a question they again mumble to themselves how wrong that student is and how they are so right. Mr knowitall if you know so much why is it that your such a pussy that you wont answer the question out loud when the question is asked. Everytime mr know it all mumbles in his arrogant manner i just wanna punch him in the face.

groups- groups are a band of people that love to come into class together, they talk about what they are gonna do on the weekend thourghout the whole class. Why'ed you come to class if y'all arent going to pay attention.

parasite- another one of my worst is parasite. parasite is the person that will come and choose the seat right next to you even though there is like 5 concestuive seats open in that row, why do you have to come sit next to be, i hate you and what more is i hate how i can relax for the whole class because you decided to sit next to me.

smelly - just what you though, smelly is smelly and when they sit next to you, you know it. Hey smelly, the shower in the dorms are included in the tutition costs.


compuman- compuman is the guy that brings in his snazzy new laptop to everyclass, he doesnt take notes, he just plays games and watches movies in silent, what worse is when they have built in camera and take pictures of people in secretly. Hey compuman do can do all that shit at you dorm room why do you have to comp and use up all that space and ditract me with that bright ass screen.



i need some more ideas, anyone have anymore

[jayjaya29]

Teacher's Pet - Student that always put his/her hand up even though he doesn't have the correct answer, always tries to help the teacher no matter what, laughs at all the teacher's corny jokes, etc.

[Thom]

Sure:
interrupter - interrupt you mid-way through your answer to give theirs, regardless if you were on the right track or not. (There's a ****er like that in my class. He's interrupted me personally a few times this year, then gives the same answer I was giving. He's also interrupted numerous other people. Each time the person just sits there in awe, amazed that that actually happened)

can-never-be-wrong - They are never wrong, and when they were, they have to make a rather loud excuse, even when the class has already moved on. "Oh, we were never taught it like that," or "I misunderstood the question," or "that's what I meant," etc..

whatless - never seem to know what's going on in class, ask the prof questions that have been answered already, and are always asking other people for help with their work

[Thom]

Originally Posted by jayjaya29

Teacher's Pet - Student that always put his/her hand up even though he doesn't have the correct answer, always tries to help the teacher no matter what, laughs at all the teacher's corny jokes, etc.

On the other hand, I hate people that never answer any questions. The teacher will ask something obvious, and everyone just sits there like ****ing retards.

[MrJiggyFly]

Originally Posted by Thom

On the other hand, I hate people that never answer any questions. The teacher will ask something obvious, and everyone just sits there like ****ing retards.

im way more annoyed by people who answer all the obvious questions. Like in an advanced calc class, the professor rhetorically asks something like "whats 2+2" and some douche practically jumps out of their seat and yells "FOUR!"...



notetaker: writes down everything the professor says word for word, even if hes reading directly from his own notes that he already gives to the class. Writes everyting the professor writes exactly as is, taking 10 pages of notes a day. I f'ing cannot stand these people...it's so distracting to watch them furiously writing for 1-2 hours striaght.

[WarX]

f***, i'm the notetaker lol, actually not always, if i get handed notes, i'm like "f*** it" but otherwise if they're lecturing something i didn't read previously, i take notes like crazy

[MrJiggyFly]

homework bitch: if people expect homework but the pforessor doesnt say anything, this little prick speaks up at the last second as everyone is leaving class and says "is there any homework?" and the prof says "ohhh yeah..."

[noname2k2alti]

holy shit i hate the eater SOO MUCH

[helix031]

Originally Posted by MrJiggyFly

homework bitch: if people expect homework but the pforessor doesnt say anything, this little prick speaks up at the last second as everyone is leaving class and says "is there any homework?" and the prof says "ohhh yeah..."

lol, i dont think ive had a mandatory homework assignment since i go to the university level... so **** em ...


the borrower... the person who walks into class late every day and asks to borrow the notes you have take from the part of class they missed; ALSO READ - the person who walks into class and asks you to borrow a pen paper calculator... they ask for everything short of a kidney

[In Yo Eye]

oh heres a good one

the person that puts their feet on your chair and starts to shake. god thats so annoying.

[AngryBot]

The Modified Groups (aka the Hans and Frans) - Two or more idiot meatheads that sit near you and just talk about hair gel, chicks, and going to the mall later. They are the biggest tools in the class and they don't even have a clue.

[Nates2.5S]

This is from collegehumor but:
The hot girl: The one extremely attractive girl in your class that if you sit near them you wont pay attention because you're too busy looking at her thong stick out of her jeans, will probably lead to failing the class, but it was worth it.

The what guy: That person who also asks what the professor just said. Its not uncommon for them to ask what 30 times in a 50 minutes lecture.

[NVS aLtiMa]

I hated sitting next to the class clown (in college). At some point you gotta give that shit up, it gets annoying after awhile.. In highschool it was acceptable, but these days I'm like STFU. For over $700 per credit, just S.T.F.U !!