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Old 08-24-2007, 03:18 AM
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Dear dotnetters I think my wife is cheating on me. Need advices, big time.

I’ve never written to you guys before about this, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don’t know them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her
phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
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Old 08-24-2007, 03:21 AM
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Old 08-24-2007, 03:25 AM
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yeah, get those valve covers looked-at ASAP!
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Old 08-24-2007, 03:27 AM
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Old 08-24-2007, 03:29 AM
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Old 08-24-2007, 03:31 AM
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fix the harley yourself and take her back to the dealer?
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Old 08-24-2007, 03:32 AM
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fix the harley yourself and take her back to the dealer?
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Old 08-24-2007, 05:13 AM
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Older than BBJ. I should know.
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Old 08-24-2007, 01:22 PM
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Old 08-24-2007, 01:56 PM
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Older than BBJ. I should know.
chr!st - you hit him too? i feel so unspecial.

no idea if this is a reppst on this forum but i read that a few years ago.
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Old 08-24-2007, 02:08 PM
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thats hilarious! my first time reading it!
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Old 08-24-2007, 03:34 PM
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Old 08-24-2007, 05:54 PM
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chr!st - you hit him too? i feel so unspecial.
I tried to warn you, you were just too damn excited.

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no idea if this is a reppst on this forum but i read that a few years ago.
Dood, this is a repost on this forum from when this forum wasn't even a forum.
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Old 08-24-2007, 06:59 PM
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Dood, this is a repost on this forum from when this forum wasn't even a forum.
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