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George Costanza: They forgot my bread.
Jerry: [under his breath] Just forget it. Let it go.
George Costanza: Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread.
Soup Nazi: Bread - $2 extra.
George Costanza: $2? But everyone in front of me got free bread.
Soup Nazi: You want bread?
George Costanza: Yes, please.
Soup Nazi: $3!
George Costanza: What?
Soup Nazi: No soup for you!
[snaps fingers]
Soup Nazi: [cashier takes George's soup and gives him back his money]
You forget that asleep insists on writing with perfect grammar, perfect spelling, and irregular punctuation (no apostrophes). It's his trademark.
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Originally Posted by chinabean
you didn't know chuck norris got a poster of asleep up on his wall...
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Originally Posted by Rick
asleep is a stream of off-color and low-cooth jokes in person as well. I've been recycling jokes I heard from him for years. He is known by my friends as "the sick fuck."
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