ask them this question. Cause it's been bugging me lately.
Why do people always ask you to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom, but no one seems to wash their hands before they grab their dick to piss? So any nasty shit you have already touched during the day is all over your dick now
I usually check in on here or elsewhere that I'm dumping, lol.
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just found out that in 2 hours I will be dressing up like justin effing bieber and lip syncing to one of his songs at a damn pep rally in front of the entire school.....fml
reminds me of these mouse pads about 5 years ago where the wrist rest was cleavage and there were 3 different pictures of a japanese girl with big tits!!
For stocking stuffers, what about something like 8gb or 16gb Sandisk usb thumb drives??
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2009 2.5s with Takeda sri, Stillen front strut brace, 6k HIDs, black matrix depo tails, glossy black roof vinyl, LED drls.
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future mods: lowering springs, Racingline or Stillen rear sway bar, 4 channel amp, catback exhaust, better rims
ask them this question. Cause it's been bugging me lately.
Why do people always ask you to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom, but no one seems to wash their hands before they grab their dick to piss? So any nasty shit you have already touched during the day is all over your dick now
hahaaaa..now Im for sure gonna make my future hump partner wash his penis before we do anything
Wife: I got cooties from you
falcon: Honey, i swear i didn't do anything with anyone
wife: Then how do you explain the itching and burning
falcon: I must have forgot to wash my hands before touching my dick, I swear I didn't touch anyone, i must have touch something else that had the germs on it.
Wife: You know what, FUCK you. you know thats not how it works
falcon: i swear, i'm innocent
wife: Yeah, thats what R Kelly said until that video came out
falcon: Bitch, I'll piss on you if you don't watch your tone
wife: You know i'm not into that anymore, why do you keep bringing that up anytime we have an argument
falcon: Keeping the pimp hand strong, now go in the kitchen and make me a samich
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