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As soon as you're "taken", they come out to play. (pic)

Now that I have a girlfriend all these psycho sex bitches are coming out of the woodwork calling me up, emailing me, MSN'ing me saying shit like "I give amazing head", "Come over and I'll show you how I **** my ass with my dildo", etc.


My question is....WHERE THE **** ARE THEY WHEN I'M SINGLE, AT HOME JERKING OFF WITH NO ONE TO BOOTY CALL????

Here's a screen capture of this girl who was camming me the other night asking if she could stay over and blow me etc...old 'friend' (read: ****friend)

How am I supposed to resist this shit?

http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/vbgarage.php?do=getimage&id=282
http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/vbgarage.php?do=getimage&id=283
 

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FASTima said:
repost, there was a thread just like this yesterday, The "Lord of the Rings" thread :D

It's not a repost, it's my damn life! ****ing repost police on this site, I swear to god... :D
 

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altima8 said:
That's about women being attracted to wedding rings; this is about how there are never any sluts around when you need them! Different topics, pal. ;)
Let me introduce you to a friend of mine...

altima8, :Dsmilie:D... :Dsmilie:D, altima8

now, whenever you see one of those, it means we're kidding.

Like this :

Die, you fucking piece of shit !!!
....................VS.
Die, you fucking piece of shit !!!:D

see ??? that smilie made all the difference in the world.
:wall:
 

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FASTima said:
Let me introduce you to a friend of mine...

altima8, :Dsmilie:D... :Dsmilie:D, altima8

now, whenever you see one of those, it means we're kidding.

Like this :

Die, you fucking piece of shit !!!
....................VS.
Die, you fucking piece of shit !!!:D

see ??? that smilie made all the difference in the world.
:wall:
I'm well aware of that! Hence my :D, dumdum!

:D
 

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jesus Jeff. I know exactly how you feel. I'm having problems w/ commitment right now, and just like you said, they're crawling out of the woodwork. I dont know what to do.

but when youre single, " dont nobody want your stank ass "
 

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ULTIMATUC said:
jesus Jeff. I know exactly how you feel. I'm having problems w/ commitment right now, and just like you said, they're crawling out of the woodwork. I dont know what to do.

but when youre single, " dont nobody want your stank ass "

Yeah man...and then you blow them all off because you have to, and when it comes time for you to be single again then they either a) are still pissed at you for blowing them off, b) have a boyfriend who is now getting YOUR dildo show, or c) are fat.
 

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^ yup. I'm starting to think that I should run they role on these chicks and see how far it gets me.

scratch that. I'll get caught and have zero ass. :(
 

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flarearrow said:
Damn man, seeing those pics made me feel sad cause this girl cock teased me years ago back in college. :(

http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=110262
I remember those pics! lol It's true though, when your taken they want you. When your single, they want nothing to do with you. Hell, try goin through a divorce and gettin back out there...this ish is rough :angry2:
 

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altima8 said:
Now that I have a girlfriend all these psycho sex bitches are coming out of the woodwork calling me up, emailing me, MSN'ing me saying shit like "I give amazing head", "Come over and I'll show you how I **** my ass with my dildo", etc.


My question is....WHERE THE **** ARE THEY WHEN I'M SINGLE, AT HOME JERKING OFF WITH NO ONE TO BOOTY CALL????

Here's a screen capture of this girl who was camming me the other night asking if she could stay over and blow me etc...old 'friend' (read: ****friend)

How am I supposed to resist this shit?

http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/vbgarage.php?do=getimage&id=282
http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/vbgarage.php?do=getimage&id=283


There is no ring on your finger so I don't see what the problem is. Do it now while you are young and your options are open
 
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