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has anyone ever heard of a donkey punch? :dunno:
this is where you're doing a girl doggy style, then you spit on her back to make her think that you just unloaded. then as she turns around thinking that you're done, you punch her in the face? i just heard about this like 2 weeks ago :lol: :lol:
 

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The Dirty Sanchez, Etc.
Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of the extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed by men:

1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)
2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
3. Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western.
4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.
5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.
6. Golden Shower - Any form of pissing all over a chick (a.k.a.- watersports)
7. Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.
8. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be extremely painful.
9. Purple Mushroom/Mushroom Stamp - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom.
10. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move.
11. Fishhook - A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.
12. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.
13. Bismarck/Strawberry Shortcake - This is another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together.
14. Jelly Doughnut: A derivation of the Bismarck. All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.
15. The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap the head of your cock on her forehead.
16. Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
17. Tossing Salad - Another prison act where one person is forced to basically chow asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jell-O, olive oil, etc. By the way, I'm never going to prison.
18. Rim Job: Another name for tossing salad. Focuses on the use of the tongue.
19. The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
20. Pink Glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough.
When you pull out to give her the money shot, the inside of her twat sticks to your dick. Thus, the pink glove.
21. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed).
22. New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you barf on her box. Happy trails.
23. The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.
24. The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.
25. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.
26. Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Ritchie’s Afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.
27. The Chilidog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty **** her.
28. Gaylord Perry - Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle ball pitcher proud and use multiple knuckles on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of two knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).
29. Rear Admiral - An absolute blast. When getting a chic from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
30. Glass Bottom Boat - Putting saran wrap over your partners face and proceeding to lay a hot shit there.
31. Ray-Bans - Put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try.
32. Snowmobile - Always a blast. When getting a girl while she's on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
33. Dutch Oven - Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in the sack pull the covers over both of your heads so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well.
34. The Houdini – When getting a girl doggy style, get to the point when you are about to cum. Before you cum act like you are cuming. Then pull out and spit on her back. When she turns around to look at you, shoot your man juice in her face.
35. The Eiffel Tower – This is a three-some event. Get a girl doggy style while you or your friend is in front of her getting sucked. Then High-Five, thus creating the Eiffel Tower.
36. Plugged/Air Tight – Popular amongst porn stars. This is a four-some event. One guy she sucks, while one the other 2 are in her vagina and the anus. Thus she is plugged up air tight.
37. The Bloody Fernandez – Much like the Dirty Sanchez….. You have sex with a woman while she has her period. Pull out and give her a bloody mustache.
38. The Shocker “Shock’em”– When fingering a girl use your index and middle finger to get her wet. Once she is wet slide your fingers out and slip the pinky in there to get it wet. Reinsert your index and middle fingers. Then curl back your ring finger and hold it back using your thumb. Now insert your pinky into her anus making sure you have a clear view of her “Shocked” face. Enjoy!
39. Tossing Salad – This term was invented in prison (But was heard on a Chris Rock comedy show called Bigger & Blacker). Basically it’s when you eat out someone else’s asshole.
40. The Rusty Trombone – The guy stands up while the girl sits behind him tossing his salad. Then she reaches around and starts jerking him off. Just like play the trombone.
41. Cock Slap – Pretty much how it sounds. You repeatedly slap her face with your cock. Erection is optional.
42. The Emeril - the act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse and throwing it in her face while yelling "BAM!"
43. The Tony Danza - ****ing a girl missionary then begin to choke her while yelling "Who's the Boss?"
44. Tiddle Taddle - when you have sex wit a pregnant lady and you **** her fetus
45. Angry Pirate - when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
46. Danza Slap - Similar to a cockslap, slapping a woman's face with your penis. After the slap, the slapper has to raise his arms triumphantly and say "Who's the Boss!" Refers to the urban legend that the actor Tony Danza starred in adult movies where he performed this act.
47. Angry Dragon - Ejaculating in someone's mouth and then hitting them in the back of the head, forcing the cum out of their nose so that they look like an angry dragon breathing fire.
48. Female Toilet - When a guy really has to go during sex. He pulls out and spreads the girl's vagina as wide as he can and takes a dump in it.
49. Fifi - Prevalent within death row inmates, a hands-free masturbation device made up of a dirty old sock, vaseline (or toothpaste, if not available) a toilet paper tube (if available), wedged firmly between a matress.
50. Teabagging - To have a man insert his scrotum into another person's mouth (liquid in mouth is optional) in the fashion of a teabag into a mug with an up/down (in/out) motion.
51. Monroe Transfer - An act of scatological sex; one person shits through a tube into another's ass.
52. Arabian Eyegoggles - Place your testicles on your partners eyesockets and let your penis chill on their nose. Therefore giving your friend Arabian Eyegoggles
53. Abe Lincoln - Give your partner the donkey punch (making sure she is knocked out) and shoot your load all over her face in the shape of Abraham Lincoln's beard. Then proceed to cut her hair and paste it on her face where you have splooged.
54. Felching - Popular amongst gay men, it involves one man dropping his load in another's ass, then proceeding to utilize a straw and suck out the semen. This is usually followed by snowballing.
55. Snowballing - The act of someone passing a mouthful of cum back and forth with someone else, with the saliva causing a "snowball" effect. Can be performed by two women whilst in a FMF threesome, or by homosexuals.

Interesting terms and acronyms.
ITB/IDB – In The Butt/In Da Butt
PIITB – Put It In The Butt
ATM – Ass To Mouth
Cinnamon Ring = Someone’s asshole.
Throat Yogurt = When a person swallows your cum.
Cock Snot = Cum
Gorilla Salad = A mess of pubic hair.

Cockpit = Vagina
Brown Star = The anus.
Balloon Knot = The anus.

Prag = Someone that is made a sex slave in a prison against their will, repeated rape victim.
Chocolate Starfish - Humorous term for the ANUS. So named because the anus looks like a starfish, "chocolate" refers to shit. Sometimes used in a derogatory sense against gay people.
Camel Toe - When a women’s pants are so tight that it goes into her crotch and looks like a camel’s toe.
Priest - The one who brings about great pain on the asshole
 

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def35 said:
That's atleast 4 years old
well sir, it was news to me. :smack:
 

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I found it in a word document at work.

62. The Mung-- Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth.
 

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What the hell...here's the rest:

46. The Rumpledforeskin -- When some girl makes you stop ****ing her because she somehow realizes that you don't remember her name, causing you to go limp (like the fairy tale).
47. The Skull **** -- The act of removing a person's eye (unless you really luck out and find someone who's already lost one) and ****ing the gaping whole left in its place. SICK!
48. One in the Fridge, One in the Freezer -- Another one that requires a partner, this simply refers to you and a buddy putting one in her pussy and another in her butt, and simultaneously trying to reach her uterus and large intestine.
49. The Repunzel -- When no amount of suggestion, persuasion, or begging will get a girl to go down on you and you're forced to resort to simply pulling her head down there by the hair.
50. The Boston Cooler -- Any form of oral stimulation in which you cleverly conceal ice cubes in you mouth to surprise your partner.
51. The Sweaty Cowboy—When you are laying the pipe or receiving head with a cowboy hat on. When it you are about to explode, you take the hat off and spill your load in it and then proceed to put it on her head. The cum dripping down her face will resemble a sweaty cowboy.
52. Jelly Donut (aka Russian Candy Cane)—When you cum in a girls face and punch her in the nose.
53. The Blumpkin—Having a chick suck you off while you are on the shitter.
54. The Woody Woodpecker—While a girl is going to town sucking on your balls, you proceed to tap the head of your cock on her forehead.
55. Arabian Goggles—When a chick is giving you head and you cover her eye sockets with your testicles. A very hard position to pull off.
56. Beef Curtain-- The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.
57. The Brown Necktie-- You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie **** her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.
58. The Carpet Cleaner-- While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
59. Cop’s Delight-- The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spewing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.
60. Flaming Amazon--This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!
61. Frosted Popsicle—The act of ****ing a girl and then having her give you head as she enjoys the taste of her own cum.
62. The Mung-- Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth.
63. The Rose Creeper-- Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to punish-**** her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming.
64. The Trombone-- This is what happens when you've got a less then respectable female’s tongue deep in your chute. She wiggles her tongue as she does the reach around to pump you, mimicking a trombone player.
65. The Sandbag-- Under an assumed name in a tropical region, you meet a young hottie and engage in sex on the beach. Just before insertion, remove the rubber (without getting caught of course), and proceed to bang away until you blow your load, without pulling out. As you dismount and prepare for departure, grab a handful of sand, throw it in her eyes, and run away laughing hysterically while leaving her blinded, butt-necked, and knocked up. Especially lots of fun when accomplished during the spring break season.
66. The Shirley Temple-- Pour a can of 7-Up on a girl's menstruating pussy and eat her out.
67. Swimmer’s Ear-- When a girl is giving you a good sucking and right before you erupt, you remove yourself from her mouth, place your purple head in her ear, and fill her ear with some sweet love seed. Hopefully, you will give her an infection.
68. Glass Bottom Boat—Place saran wrap over your partner’s face and lay a hot shit on top of it.
69. Gaylord Perry-- Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle ball pitcher proud and use multiple knuckles on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of two knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).
70. Rear Admiral-- An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
71. Relative Humidity—The first ball of sweat that drips off your ball’s and down the crack of your sister’s ass while you **** her.
72. The Hudini-- Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have come. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering
how you did it.
73. Abraham Lincoln-- You see it is like the donkey punch which I hope you know but this one you do her doggy style and much like Lincoln got shot in the back of his head, you punch her knocking her unconscious and to her back to the floor,
you then bust all over her face and cut and sprinkle yours or her pubs onto her face, hence the name Abraham Lincoln.
74. The Chicken Cutlet-- While banging a bitch on the beach, pull out your cock roll it around in some sand and stick it back in.
75. The Roadkill-- When you are nailing some bitch in the back seat of your car and you donkey punch her, then push her unconcious body out on the side of the
road and speed away.
76. The Beverly Hills Whiffer-- Does your girlfriend really need to be put in her place? This one is perfect. The next time she lets you do her doggystle, stick your finger in her ass just like you’re performing The Dirty Sanchez. Scrape as much as you can out of there, and when you’re about to blow grab her hair and pull her head back. Stick one finger in each nostril and yell "So, you still think your shit don't stink?!"
 
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