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Hazardously WASTED
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It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the Agencies have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner:

1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the **** you're doing.

2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch.

3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the **** do you expect me to do this?

4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No ****ing way.

5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me!

6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.

7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my ****ing problem.

8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the ****?

9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work.

10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass.

12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.

13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.

14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: **** it, I'm on salary.

15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.

INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.

16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.

17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?

18) TRY SAYING: I see.
INSTEAD OF: Blow me.

19) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a prick.

20) TRY SAYING: I'll look into it.
INSTEAD OF: **** Off!

Thank You,
Human Resources

Hazardously WASTED
3,969 Posts
Discussion Starter #4
Fette said:
ok, thank fucking you. i was afraid you were gonna say that people swear too much.

NO ****ING WAY. no such thing as too much ****ing swearing,

and by the way, watch your ****ing language :D

Hazardously WASTED
3,969 Posts
Discussion Starter #5
and why the **** does it keep replacing the word **** with ****, i ****ing hate that, its like what the ****? you got to ****ing be shitting me, what so bad about the word **** ?
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