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jobs are gay. bills are gay. responsibilities are gay. car payments are gay. tax is gay. deadlines are gay. databases and stored procedures are gay. datatypes are gay. programming is gay. email is gay. phones are gay. alarm clocks are gay. argh.

kool aid is fun. pick up football games are fun. 8 bit nintendo is fun. peanut butter and honey sandwiches are fun. kickball is fun. playgrounds are fun. dirt and rocks are fun. gi joe is fun. jumping off swings is fun. climbing trees is fun. riding your bike off a ramp you build off of a piece of wood and some cinderblocks is fun. going to the pool all day on a tuesday is fun.


Intro: Raekwon the Chef

[Can it be that it was all so simple then]
KnowhatI'msayin, take you on this lyrical high real quick
Nineteen ninety three exoticness
KnowhatI'msayin, let's get technical
Where's your bone at, get up on that shit aight
Yo!!

Verse One:

Started off on the island, AK Shaolin
Niggaz whylin, gun shots thrown the phone dialin
Back in the days of eight now, makin a tape now
Rae gotta get a plate now
Ignorant and mad young, wanted to be the one
Till I got (BAM! BAM!) thrown one
Yeah, my pops was a fiend since sixteen
Shootin' that (that's that shit!) in his blood stream
That's the life of a crimey, real live crimey
If niggas know the half is behind me
Day one, yo, growin all up in the ghetto
Now I'm a weed fiend, jettin the Palmetto
In Medina, yo no doubt the God got crazy clout
Pushin the big joint from down South
So if you're filthy stacked up
Betta watch ya back and duck
Cause these fiends they got it cracked up
Now my man from up north, now he got the law
It's solid as a rock and crazy salt
No jokes, I'm not playin, get his folks
Desert Eagle his dick and put 'em in a yolk (AAH!)
And to know for sure, I got reck and rip shop
I pointed a gat at his mother's knot
(Yo, Rae, don't do that shit, man! Don't do that shit! <gun shots>)
**** that

<Chorus>
<Raekwon> Dedicated to the winners and the losers
(Can it be that it was all so simple then?)
<Ghost Face Killer> Dedicated to all jeeps and land cruisers
(Can it be that it was all so simple then?)
<Raekwon> Dedicated to the Y's, 850-I's
(Can it be that it was all so simple then?)
<Ghost Face Killer> Dedicated to niggas who do drive-bys
(Can it be that it was all so simple then?)
<Raekwon> Dedicated to the Lexus and the Ax
(Can it be that it was all so simple then?)
<Ghost Face Killer> Dedicated to MPV's phat!
(Can it be that it was all so simple then?)
<Raekwon> Nigguh, yeah, yeah!

Verse Two: Ghostface Killer

Yo!
Kickin the fly cliches
Doin duets with Rae and A, happens to make my day
Though I'm tired of bustin off shots havin to rock knots
Runnin up in spots and makin shit hot
I'd rather flip shows instead of those
Hangin on my living room wall
My first joint, and it went gold
I want to lamp, I want to be in the shade
Plus the spot light
Gettin my dick rubbed all night
I wanna have me a phat yacht
And enough land to go and plant my own sess crops
But for now, it just a big dream
Cause I find myself in the place where I'm last seen
My thoughts must be relaxed
Be able to maintain
Cause times is changed and life is strange
The glorious days is gone, and everybody's doin' bad
Yo, mad lives is up for grabs
Brothers, passin away, I gotta make wakes
Receivin all types of calls from upstate
Yo, I can't cope with the pressure
Settlin for lesser
The god left lessons on my dresser
So I can bloom and blossom, find a new way
Continue to make hits with Rae and A
Sunshine plays a major part in the daytime
[Peace to mankind Ghostface carry a black nine, nigga
Word up
It's on like that]

[Can it be that it was all so simple then]
 

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The only good thing about growing up is getting laid.
 

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You guys are ruining my sole reason for being :squint: :p
 

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Meh, more complications. I'd have to become style-conscious.
 

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system_V said:
ages 16-18 were the best times. i've just recently realized this. i wish i could go back in time :( this thread made me all teary eyed.
fun yes, but even then you had to worry about not getting locked up and shit.

when you were 12 and all that mattered was oiling your mongoose chain then riding it a neighborhood over to have a hood on hood 20 person pick up football game at the pipeline was gangster. the only shit you had to worry about was what sucker on the other team you were gonna pick on that day.
 

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descartes said:
fun yes, but even then you had to worry about not getting locked up and shit.

when you were 12 and all that mattered was oiling your mongoose chain then riding it a neighborhood over to have a hood on hood 20 person pick up football game at the pipeline was gangster. the only shit you had to worry about was what sucker on the other team you were gonna pick on that day.
you just described my childhood. i even had the mongoose.
 

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Best times: 17 y/o, just got the license. Cut class. Stuff as many people as possible into the car and hit the beach. Play some volleyball and/or football all day. Ah man, good stuff.
 

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My girl just aksed me what I wanted for dinner.

I said a bullet fed through the barrel of a gun.

she said error 404 funny not found.

why work harder to make your life more complicated :dunno:

I need some koolaid.
 

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I think the best age is 16. You are able to drive. You don't have a bill in the world. $10 could last you the entire week. The 15 yr old girls loved you and would "experiment" with you. Life was at your fingertips. Then 17 came around and you had to find a job, start to prepare for SAT's and college, etc....That's when stress started.
 

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I never realized how gay being old is.

Banged up cars, expensive utility bills, jobs I hate, friends who've changed, enemies who've become famous, a liver that's damaged, a wife that wants kids.....

I need a drink.
 

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freshman and sophmore year of HS was the best. You could get beer at a local deli,girls started to develop,cut class smoke a bone,girls would experiment
 
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