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The Racist Metrosexual
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My boy Garry and his wife Chrissy had this Alaskan Snow Crab leg feast at their house yesterday. Invited were a A guy named Chris, his wife and kid, my wife and I, and the In Laws. (The Big Thug went to the beach with some friends) We're sitting on the deck eating crabs chilling.

(FYI They've only been hanging out with this guy Chris for about a month.)

We start talking about how Dean always gives Garry's wife a hard time because he found out that her and my wife lived on a farm for a while when they were young. He jokingly said that anyone who has milked a cow in their lifetime deserves to get messed with. Their mom up and say's: "The girls never helped with the stuff on the farm." The guy says: "Nooo! You mean to tell me that I have no material to use against you anymore?"

We all laugh for a sec and then her mother says: "Well she used to have to go to speech class and had a small learning disability...blah, blah, blah.....And nobody understood her but Dayne's wife....blah, blah, blah, hahaha. And then when she finished the class she just wouldn't shut up...haha" Their mom went on a rant about Chrissy's short comings (She was like 8 or so at the time) We were all quiet but mother in law was chuckling with her tool husband. Chrissy got up and went in the house, and the three of us followed her in. She was in the kitchen crying. Garry and I were pretty heated so my wife took care of Chrissy and Garry and I went in the basement to shoot pool. After venting, calming down and discussing the natural topics like: "If somebody did that to her fat arse or talked about her uber gay parents she'd be bitter. etc" we went upstairs and checked on the girls and then Garry gave our in laws the boot. Then our mother in law had the audacity to walk up to us and say: "I just need my hug and kiss before I go." :rolleyes: None of us did and she started crying and said "jerks" under her breath as she left. They are so wack. We apologized to Chris and his wife and told the girls the import of fighting the genes and then proceeded to have a normal evening.

I mean seriously....
 

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Paintball God, Car Newb!
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totally confused...

i think i got: someone does stuff with cows out of that post...but i think this isnt the proper website to discuss that.
 

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How now brown cow?
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Dayne said:
Sorry for the incoherence. I just typed it fast and threw it up because I'm real busy here today.
:D

I got it now...it probably made sense to you because you knew everyone right off the bat.

My wife's mom is like that, telling all these stories from the past that she thinks are funny, yet they are really ghey and hurtful IMO
 
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They deserved to be smacked.
 

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The Racist Metrosexual
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thajones said:
:D

I got it now...it probably made sense to you because you knew everyone right off the bat.

My wife's mom is like that, telling all these stories from the past that she thinks are funny, yet they are really ghey and hurtful IMO
Your mom is probably not a bastard everyday of her existence like our mother in law though and can be forgiven.
 

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That lady was pretty damn insensitive, these types need to be stood up to right from the get go..... I would have asked her right there and then how she'd feel if someone at the table laughed and chuckled through her faults and shortcomings...

On the flip side I get along great with my in-laws, to the point where it actually annoys the wifey a bit.
 

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RobMac said:
That lady was pretty damn insensitive, these types need to be stood up to right from the get go..... I would have asked her right there and then how she'd feel if someone at the table laughed and chuckled through her faults and shortcomings...
She does crap like that to inadvertantly make her self look superior. The next time she does something like that in my presence I'm going to ask her: "Remember when your husband tricked you into not taking your scholarship to college and getting married and moving to that stupid farm? And you were so poor you had to wash out sandwich bags and reuse them for his dumb arses lunch? And now you're sad because you realize that you flushed all hopes of success down the toilet for a mediocre life and a deathbed full of bitterness. Thats funny isn't it."
 

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Wow... your stories always amaze me dayne. Makes me wonder if/when i get married, what it really is gonna be like, lol.
 

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For some reason your stories always remind me of internet porn-fiction, but censored and gone horrible awry. Maybe we should re-edit them for you:

My boy Garry, (6?f2?h and well-built from his work as a fire-fighter) and his wife Chrissy (a petite blond with a skinny waist and firm ass) had this Alaskan Sex-orgy at their house yesterday. Invited were an ex-con named Chris, his wife and teen-age daughter, my wife and I, and the In Laws?c
 

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Dayne said:
She does crap like that to inadvertantly make her self look superior. The next time she does something like that in my presence I'm going to ask her: "Remember when your husband tricked you into not taking your scholarship to college and getting married and moving to that stupid farm? And you were so poor you had to wash out sandwich bags and reuse them for his dumb arses lunch? And now you're sad because you realize that you flushed all hopes of success down the toilet for a mediocre life and a deathbed full of bitterness. Thats funny isn't it."
think it, but don't say it...don't demean yourself to her level. ;)
 
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