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hey peoples!
i just bought a 99 nissan altima and wanted to fix it up,
i have a medium size budget and can u peoples help me out with some sites and tips?:D
 

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look at clean cars, like mine or those around or in the various links below this post...click every single one, read and learn everything there is in each thread, order from good companies at the very bottom
 

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altimate_racer said:
^whatever

97.5-99 are the worst

1st gens are lighter, 00-01 had the better cams.
but 93-94 own. You could get lsd and hud. ;)
1.I was joking homo.

2.Isnt your mighty first gen having issues right now?
You drive a first gen autotragic POS.Get off my nuts.
You know better than to try me by now dont you?
 

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arguing on the net is like competing in the special olympics, shouldnt YOU know that by now? I was just being an ass, dont give your self a hemroid, your bf wouldnt apriciate it.

Yeah Im having issues w/ mah car right now and i think i know why. If im right my ud pulley will be avaliable for your purchase come monday. :flipbird:

btw, autotragic is 10x better when built than a short shifter in a manual. get a clue.
 

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altimate_racer said:
arguing on the net is like competing in the special olympics, shouldnt YOU know that by now?

So why start with me retard?:flip:

altimate_racer said:
I was just being an ass, dont give your self a hemroid, your bf wouldnt apriciate it.
1.Your always an ass.

2.Learn how to spell appreciate.

3.I am married for 8 yrs ****tard,keep your homo tendencies to yourself.


altimate_racer said:
Yeah Im having issues w/ mah car right now and i think i know why. If im right my ud pulley will be avaliable for your purchase come monday. :flipbird:
I wouldnt buy anything off your POS.Get bent biotch.


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btw, autotragic is 10x better when built than a short shifter in a manual. get a clue.
YOU dont have a built auto.Therefore on the street or strip I own you.
 

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boys boys no need for all of this


knockout--step one think what do you realy want out of your car crazy power or just a little boos to have more fun
 

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after half an hour nismozero...hahahhaa
anyways I recommend you start off with purchasing an MSD ingition, blaster SS coil and a tachometer adapter for it. Then possibly along to go with that a grounding kit. Your car will definitely be smoother, better acceleration, and better gas mileage.
 

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SLOW KA_ said:
So why start with me retard?:flip:
It was a joke, i didnt mean for you to bust an artery

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1.Your always an ass.
Thanx, i get that alot

SLOW KA_ said:
2.Learn how to spell appreciate.
Didnt realize you took phils old job of spell check...
Did you have to bust out the websters for that one?

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3.I am married for 8 yrs ****tard,keep your homo tendencies to yourself.
I didnt relize same sex marriges were legalized in tx.

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I wouldnt buy anything off your POS.Get bent biotch.
Dont worry, i would sell to your ass either. Wouldnt want to admit a piece of my car went to that thing of yours. Btw, nice fishgills :rollyeyes: when are you finnally gonna get some z3 fenders to match along w/ some tezzas?

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YOU dont have a built auto.
I might not YET but how do you know whats in the works?

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Therefore on the street or strip I own you.
Bring it on, homo.
 

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Whoa...for a second I thought I had clicked on OT by accident.

The FAQs are your first stop. Pick a few things you think you are willing to do, then research them with searches. There's virtually nothing here that hasn't been discussed, most times ad nauseum.

Working on your car yourself owns...j00 can d00 it!
 

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altimate_racer said:
It was a joke, i didnt mean for you to bust an artery

How about you come to Tx and I stomp fire out you eh?

altimate_racer said:

Thanx, i get that alot

I am sure you do.

altimate_racer said:

Didnt realize you took phils old job of spell check...
Did you have to bust out the websters for that one?

Nah,I just got past the 6th grade,unlike you.

altimate_racer said:

I didnt relize same sex marriges were legalized in tx.

Say that shit to my face faggot,I bet you I will slap the
blood out your head.

altimate_racer said:

Btw, nice fishgills :rollyeyes: when are you finnally gonna get some z3 fenders to match along w/ some tezzas?
Jealous turdsniffer?

My Stillen lip,SEL's are worth more than your entire autotragic knocking POS.


altimate_racer said:

I might not YET but how do you know whats in the works?
I dont have to know.

You ride on Walmart 16" wheels,and your telling me
your gonna get a built tranny huh?:lol:

altimate_racer said:

Bring it on, homo.

Bring what?
I would wax your autotragic POS easily,from a roll or off the line while changing CD's,eating a burger,lighting a cig,adjusting my rear view to see you in, and sticking up my middle finger at you the whole way...homo.
 

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How about you come to Tx and I stomp fire out you eh?
You wouldnt have a chance, id light you up.

SLOW KA_ said:

Nah,I just got past the 6th grade,unlike you.
Pretty amazing i made it into college w/out passing 6th grade.

SLOW KA_ said:
Say that shit to my face faggot,I bet you I will slap the
blood out your head.]
altimate_racer[/i] You wouldnt have a chance said:
Jealous turdsniffer?
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Of what? fish gills?

SLOW KA_ said:
My Stillen lip,SEL's are worth more than your entire autotragic knocking POS.
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your not supposed to replace the word "and" with commas. I think i learned that in 1st.

SLOW KA_ said:
You ride on Walmart 16" wheels,and your telling me
your gonna get a built tranny huh?:lol:
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Im sorry if my 16's dont weigh as much as you toxxxxxins.
As for the tranny, im not sure if its even worth building. Its a grocery getter, not a sports car.

SLOW KA_ said:
Bring what?
I would wax your autotragic POS easily,from a roll or off the line while changing CD's,eating a burger,lighting a cig,adjusting my rear view to see you in, and sticking up my middle finger at you the whole way...homo. [/B]
Pfff, get your head out of the clouds. Its people like you that dont pay enough attention to driving that make people like me pay more for car insurance. BTW, smoking and eating a burger? Id love to be your doctor. Job security writtin all over you.
 

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^Learn how to quote biotch...

originally posted by dumbass_racer
Im sorry if my 16's dont weigh as much as you toxxxxxins.
1.My Toxxins weigh in at 17 lbs ea bitch.And in 17X7.5",I really dont know of a lighter wheel in that size that is in the same price range ho.I bet they weigh less then your no-name brand BS.

2.One Toxxin listed price cost 225 per wheel.How much did your run cheap ****er?Lets not compare quality and prices dude,you will lose.

originally posted by dumbass_racer
Its a grocery getter, not a sports car.
^And your s/n is altimate_racer becuase....
 

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altimate_racer said:
Oh, and when we gonna see a time slip. I posted one for a 16.5, but it isnt my fastest. I wont say it tho cause it isnt posted.

I could care less about a timeslip.:rolleyes:

Fact is I would whoop your POS.

Super-Moderators,feel free to move this to OT anytime.
 
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