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i found this on another forum that someone typed up...

*******I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU ATTEMPT TO DO THIS*******


If you cant afford real nitrous in your car, all you have to do is buy 20 cans of DUST off.... and a fire extinguisher. This is a sure way of getting pulled over.

First, you need some duct tape and a hot glue gun, and some wood maybe.

Cut out some plywood big enough to be a nice frame on top of your car, preferably a foot by 2 feet. Now use the hot glue gun to hold that sucker down on the top of your car. Alright now we are getting somewhere. Duct tape the 20 cans of DUST off together and hot glue it to the wood. Now you need to go get an axe or sword, even a chainsaw.

Now get in your car with a buddy. (This works best with a sun roof, but can be done with the rear passanger window as well)

Whenever a nitrous boost is desired, kick your friend and tell him to get his ass out of the sun roof, or rear passenger window, and tell his ass to be ready!!! Ok now you wait until you see a cop. Pull up to him at the red light. Once he sees half of your friends body sticking out the car, the cop is gonna be real pissed!! Now take out the extinguisher!! BLOW THAT SHIT ALL OVER THE CAR AND COP!! AHA!!!

Now you have gotten his attention! Now FLOOR IT!!! While your trying to get away, keep blowing the extinguisher to cleverly have a moving smoke screen. This will buy your friend some time to reach into the car and grab his/her axe/sword/chainsaw. LET HIM START SLASHING AWAY AT THE BACK OF THE DUST OFF!!! VRROOMM!! Instant NITROUS BOOOOOSSTT!!! You'll see the cop car either dissappear or your eyesight will become black from all that nitrous you inhaled. Either way the cop is REALLLY pissed off at this point.

Congratulations. You are now pulled over. In order to piss the cop off even more, always carry an extra can of Dust off... so you can inhale it infront of the cop. Now when the cop asks you to get out of the car, remove your pants, start Freezing your piss by holding the dust off upside down towards the constant stream of your urine!!

Ask the cop if he/she wants some FROZEN LEMONADE!!!
i really wonder if this person acually did this, something like this, or is just a stoner
 

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sounds like he didnt do it. That would be some serious charges. The obvious ones are assaulting a police officer, and evading the police
 
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