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oh i needed a good laugh at 5:30am
 

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that was my face when i found out my monthly payments
 

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got anymore pics, also do you have any sound clips of the stuff you spin?
 

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totalycrazy said:
got anymore pics, also do you have any sound clips of the stuff you spin?
My friend has 2 cds online some where in real audio format. I'll try to get the web page from him soon so u can hear them. i forget where they are. =\ If you want, i can send a few cds via snail mail. PM Me your addy . I'll send them. I gotta mail some things anyway.
 

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i hate to keep you away from you work at your job.....but im at my job too eventhough this would be fascinating to all you peeps, its boring the hell out of me. so keep the pics or even some jokes would be nice.
 

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totalycrazy said:
i hate to keep you away from you work at your job.....but im at my job too eventhough this would be fascinating to all you peeps, its boring the hell out of me. so keep the pics or even some jokes would be nice.
Got aim?

I KNOW i'm gonna get in trouble for this... heh...
 

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Actually, I'm at work... not much going on. =\

Just browsing my Unix Book. I am SOO tired.. just was brousing my personal drive for shit to laugh at. =)
 

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yeah let me log on to aim express. which is the choice of sneeky people who cant download programs on the work computer. you can log on in a browser instead of downloading the 5meg program.
 

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I am bored at work too...this is amusing:

The following is brought to you as a courtesy of things you should not say to a trooper if you should happen to be detained:



I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!

Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

I was going to be a trooper, but I decided to finish high school instead.

Bad cop! No donut!

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.

Is it true that people become troopers because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?

I pay your salary!

So, uh, you on the take, or what?

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around--that's how far ahead of me they are.

What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

Hey, is that a 9 mm? How's that compare to this one here?
 

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ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ..... what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

DATING..... the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

EASY..... a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT..... a method utilized by one person to indicate that they are interested in another. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND..... a person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE..... a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpretedby the man to be "playing hard to get".

INTERESTING..... a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

IRRITATING HABIT..... what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

LAW OF RELATIVITY..... how attractive a given person appears to be directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

NYMPHOMANIAC..... a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.

SOBER..... condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
 

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REJECTED DR. SEUSS BOOKS:

1. The Cat in the Blender

2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert

3. Fox in Detox

4. Who Shat in the Hat?

5. The Flesh-Eating Lorax

6. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day

7. Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?

8. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil

9. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket

10. Aunts in My Pants

11. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
 

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http://www.altimas.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50776

Bigbird said:
Alot of pictures are repeats, too large and too stupid. Please do not attach pictures that are repeats or you know are too dumb to get any replies.

It is really wasting time and slowing down the forums.

Seriously, I may be forced to lower the attachment size to almost nothing, and that really sucks.
 
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