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Someone posted this on an acura message board:

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Rice Boy
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Rice Boy

Hi kids, do you like 4 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as i did?,
Try NOS and get your motor fucked up worse than my life is?
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight,
But I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Boy you's a crack head" "Nu-uh"
"Then why's your car dead man it's wasted"

Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay in my lawn,
For longer than it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude, wait a minute that's a Viper dawg!!"
I don't give a fuck, I'll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!!
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