Well i was at work today and went to pick something up. At the light, i see this woman that i work with in an Eclipse. She's got a co-worker in the passenger seat. So playfully i revved my engine at them and the was just shaking her head as if to say "U don't want any son." So the light turns green and i bounce. I get to about 30mph when she pulls even, and then rapes me. I was wondering how she could've beaten me so badly w/ a stock eclipse. I pull back into the parking lot at work and i walk by her car. Apparently she drives a GS-T. So i walk inside and by now, everyone and their mothers knew of my ass-raping. And now i'm the laughing stock of the office. And what makes it worse is the fact that this morning, i was bragging about the new pulley i just installed. Damn the alty is slow.