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>John Kerry is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the
>classes They are in the middle of a discussion related to different
>words and their meanings. The teacher asks Kerry if he would like to
>lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader
>asks the class for an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stands up
>and offers, "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the
>field and a runaway tractor comes
>along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy. "No", says Kerry ,
>"that would be an accident.
>A little girl raises her hand, "If a school bus carrying 30 children drove
>over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy." "I'm
>explains the exalted leader. "That's what we would call a great loss." The
>room goes
>silent. No other children volunteer. Kerry searches the room. "Isn't there
>someone here who give me an example of a tragedy?"
>Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet
>voice he says, "If a jet carrying John Kerry were struck by a missile
>and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."
>"Fantastic!" exclaims Kerry, "That's right. And can you tell me why
>that would be a tragedy?"
>"Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss
>and probably wouldn't be an accident either.
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I liked it.
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Xtrema said:
Doesn't this joke fit Bush better?
No Frenchie it doesn't.
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